court. The divorce process. Long, boring, listing all the dirty tricks. Female judge, tired of it all, solve crossword puzzles.
Lawyer interrogates the wife, and she says:
- And he forced me to have sex by most rude and dirty words.
lawyer:
- What?
woman:
- I'm too shy aloud, I'd rather you write on paper.
She writes: "Hey, bitch, let's go f**ck".
The lawyer sends a piece of the judge. She looked up from the crossword and mentally back to reality, read the leaflet is looking for a lawyer, then writes something on a sheet and with a smile sends back: "Not today, let’s tomorrow”.

Good 'un!