Subject: The Mechanic's Underwear


The Mechanic's Underwear

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve
a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public,
especially when working under your vehicle.

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a
Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal Mart only to have

their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to

carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from

under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of under

pants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to
stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly

put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic,
however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

Well , Bless her heart.

right, i"ll just get the jack!