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My apologies in this is a repeat.

One evening Spiderman made a deal with Superman to meet him on the Empire State Building at mid-night. Superman agreed and then they went on their way to fight crime in Gotham City. It was almost mid-night when Spiderman made it back to the Empire State Building . Superman was nowhere to be seen. Spiderman was getting upset because Superman was late, very very late. Superman finally showed up and Spiderman was irate. You promised to meet me here over two hours ago. What Happened? demanded Spiderman.
Well said Superman a little sheepishly. You see I was flying here when I flew over Central Park. I would have been here in plenty of time…………maybe a little early. When I looked down there was Wonder Woman lying on her back with her arms stretched wide open in a very inviting position. What’s a man to do????? Being a man, I acted accordingly and lowered my pants and pulled out my manlihood and I took care of business. Spiderman was a little taken back and he said, "boy, I’ll bet you that Wonder Woman was surprised." Superman said that she was, but not nearly as surprised as the Invisible Man.


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You're right,I think I heard this in Boy Scout camp around 50 years ago. Still funny though.


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