Subject: The Blonde and the Casino

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars
($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a
stop she jumped up and down and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The
other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

Moral of the story..

Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men

We have to counteract this propaganda that blondes are not dumb.(EvilAdmin is probably an enemy agent) Here's my contribution.

A young woman wearing her brunette wig is driving through the countryside when she encounters a flock of sheep led by a sheepherder. She gets into a kind of flirting with the young sheepherder. She says: " My, what a lot of sheep!" The young man agrees. The young lady asks: " If I can guess the number of sheep here -will you give me one?" The herder is thrown off balance a bit but says"Yeah, OK". She promptly says: "394". The herder is dumbfounded because she's right! He tells her, resignedly: " OK, pick out the one you want". She selects one animal she wants. The herder asks why she wants that particular animal. She tells him:" He's so cute and cuddly and so affectionate". The herder thinks a moment and then
says: " I have another bet for you. If I guess the color of your hair- can I have my dog back?"

Nope, blondes are indeed smart . . .

read on . . .

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those
expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a
call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed
a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them Boy oh boy, did we go
around! Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically
stupid.

So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy
had told me, that in one year the windows would pay for themselves.

There was silence on the other end. . . so I just hung up and I haven't
heard back.

Guess I won that stupid argument!

Good ones, guys....

EA

EvilAdmin:

It bothers me that EvilAdmin is still not convinced about blondes. Here's another story:

A blonde boards a flight from L.A to NY - and although she only has a coach ticket, proceeds to seat herself in First Class ( Yeah, this joke predates travel today). The cabin people try to get her to move. She refuses. "I bought a First Class ticket and I want to go First Class". No body can move her. Finally the head stew (Yeah, I'm old fashioned)speaks to the Captain. He says: " I'm married to a blonde. I'll handle her". The captain goes back and whispers in the blonde's ear. She jumps up and says: " Well, why didn't someone say so!" - and goes meekly back to coach. The head stew asks: " What did you say to her?"

The captain says: " I just told her that First Class doesn't go to NY".