Subject: Arabian Earthquake
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.
Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.
Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.The rest of the world is in shockBritain is sending troops to help keep the peace.Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance Latin American countries are sending clothing.New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding theinfrastructure.Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.President Donald Trump, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Muslims.God Bless President Trump.

Wooo Hoooo!!

Prisoner exchange -

Quick Karl Xgrunt and a box of rocks for Vashper.

Sorry, but I don't think that's funny and I don;t think it helps the cause. No offense intended.