A woman is watching a funeral procession proceed slowly through the cemetery. First came the hearse, followed by a second hearse. Then came a woman wearing widow's black and a veil. She also has a fierce looking Rottweiler on a leash. Behind her is a column of about two hundred women.

The woman is unable to restrain her curiosity and approaches the obvious widow: "Pardon me, I know this is a terrible time to ask you any questions but I just have to ask you about this funeral procession!"

The widow is quite gracious and answers: "The first hearse is for my husband. He went to slap Max here (indicating the Rottweiler). Max killed him. The second hearse is for my mother in law. She tried to stop Max."

The woman asks: " Can I buy or lease Max?

The widow says: " Get in line".