The Arab steals 3 pastries and puts them in his pocket.

He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see anything!"

The Jew says to the Arab, "I am going to show you there is nobody better than a Jew stealing."

He goes to the owner and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick.''

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gave him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.

The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for another one and swallows it just the same.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and says,

"What did you do with the pastry? Are you trying to fool me?"

The Jew answers, "Just walk over there, pointing at the Arab & Look in the Arab's pocket."

This is humor?

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Originally posted by conifer:
This is humor?

Indeed!

that is just friggin' hilarious...

Yep this is humor + BTW the best jew jokes I know were told to me by jews.

Three men are travelling in the train.

An Englishman, and Arab and a Jew.

A fly landed on the Englishman's arm.

He swiped it off, saying "Get off you dirty fly!"

The fly goes and lands on the Arab's arm.

He catches and eats it.

A few minutes later, another fly comes and lands on the Jews arm.

He catches, turns to the Arab and say "want to buy a fly?"