There's a nun sitting at a bus stop, and as she's waiting, she notices a fortune-telling machine. She decides to give this thing a go to pass the time. She puts in 50¢ and a little white card comes out. It reads "You're 28, you're a nun, you're single, and you're going to fart." Sure enough, as she's reading it, out comes a ripper. She decides that this is quite amusing, so she puts in another 50¢. Out comes the white card again "You're 28, you're a nun, you're single, and you're about to duck behind the bushes to pee." Sure enough, as she's reading it, she suddenly gets the incredible urge to go. So off she goes behind the bushes, hikes up her skirt, and takes a long, satisfying leak. When she gets back, she tries again, curious to know what the machine will say this time, so she puts another 50¢ into the slot. Out comes the little white card; "You're 28, you're a nun, you're single, and with all this farting and pissing about, you've missed the bus."

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