THE TUNNEL

Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with a 44" bust.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks!
The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks:Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the shit out of Obama again

I was expecting the blonde to think "Bill, was that you?"

That's a re-run of a Russian officer, attractive girl, old lady and young man joke from the Cold War era.

that is funny anyway you look at it.