Mike and Myrtle were married, and were getting up there in years, such that Myrtle was starting to feel that Mike didn't provide as much as she would have liked in the marital duties department. So she decided to go see a doctor about it to see if there was anything that could be done.



She got to the Doctor's office and waited in the waiting room for quite some time, and was finally ushered into the Doctor's office. The Doctor came in and proceeded to ask Myrtle what her complaint was and Myrtle told him, "well, there is really nothing wrong with me, but I am having a bit of trouble getting as much sex as I want from my husband Mike and I was hoping that if I came here to see you about it maybe you could help me"



"Well" said the Doctor, "where have you two been the last ten years? Haven't you heard of Viagra"? Myrtle said "yea, I have heard of Viagra, but my husband hates to take pills. I even have trouble getting him to take an aspirin when he has a headache. I would never get him to take a viagra pill."



"Well, tell you what" said the Doctor, "I happen to have a couple of samples of the new kind of Viagra that seems to work pretty well. I am going to give you a couple of these samples, and I suggest that if you can't get your husband to take a pill, that instead you just go ahead and slip one of these in his coffee. It will kind of disintegrate in there and he will never even know that he took a pill. And then you can see whether or not it works for him. Why don't you take these samples, and get back me in a couple of months to let me know how things worked out for you."



Well, Myrtle was all excited. She took the pills from the Doctor, and told him that she would be sure to come back in awhile to let him know what had transpired.



A couple of months later Myrtle was back at the Doctor's office. The Doctor came into the room and said, "I remember you, your the lady who was having trouble with her husband giving her enough sex. How are things going for you"



Well, Myrtle exclaimed, I did just as you told me, and it was absolutely awful, just terrible!!!



The Doctor said, what do you mean, you did just as I told you.



Myrtle said, well, don't you remember, you gave me some samples of Viagra and said I should sneak them in my husband's coffee because he didn't like to take pills.

So I did that. I put one in his cup of coffee first thing in the morning when he wasn't looking, and the next thing I know, he was going crazy. He lifted my skirt up, and pulled down my panties, and lifted me up on the table. And then he proceeded to make mad passionate love to me. It was just absolutely awful.



The Doctor said, well, I just don't understand. You came in here and told me you were having a problem with your husband giving you enough sex. And then you told me that he wouldn't take pills, so I suggested that you sneak a sample of Viagra in his morning coffee. And now you tell me that you did that, and that he gave you mad passionate sex. I just don't understand why you are complaining about it. What was the matter, wasn't the sex good for you.



Myrtle said, "oh yes, the sex was outstanding. Best sex I had in a long long time. But I won't ever be able to show my face in that McDonalds again!!