Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.....

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ....

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....

If only it were that easy!

Things would be different if I were King.

That is an insult to every person serving in the military.

Only if they're thin-skinned Marys! Lighten up Francis!

I believe that during WW11 it was common for Mexicans that were living in the U.S. to serve in the military and thereby gaining citizenship. I know that I heard of this somewhere.

Muzzle, that was the first post above. Wait till you are 70 plus, then you'll really have memory problems.

When I was in the Marines, not WW2 , I served with Canadians, Mexicans, and one Irishman. Didn't think much about it at the time.

Somewhat amusing but not true! George Carlin never said it.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp

Yeah,but as the old adage goes,"if it ain't true,it oughta be."No need to look this one up on snopes as I don't claim originality.

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Originally posted by Mort Canard:
Somewhat amusing but not true! George Carlin never said it.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp

Duh!
Carlin is a flaming liberal.