Subect: Two married men


Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to
the other and says,
"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home
after
we've
been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before get to the
driveway. I
shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes
off
before
I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the
bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to
prevent
splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up
and
yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking
the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm
up
the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her
on
the
ass and holler, "WHO'S HORNY"
... and she acts like she is asleep every time."