One day at kindergarten, the teacher said to the class of 5 year-olds, "I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man mentioned in the Bible."

An Irish boy put up his hand and said, "It's St. Patrick."

The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."

Finally a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, George, come up here and I'll give you your $2."

As the teacher was giving George his money she said, "You know, George, you being Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

George said, "Yeah, I know it's really Moses, but business is business."