A smart young computer whiz had a system he wanted to market- but lacked the money to bring it into production. He had arranged a meeting with a businessman he hoped would bankroll his creation.

"So- just what is this?"

"Well, it is the ultimate computer. It has direct access to every known source of information in the world- ask it any question, and get an answer."

"Really? So.... how does it work?"

"Just type in your question, hit return, and the answer will come up on the monitor."

So the businessman types in *Where is my father?* <return> and the screen says *Your father is fishing in Lake Chesdin.*
Businessman looks sideways at the computer geek. "Well, your machine just failed. My father died 10 years ago."

"I don't understand- this has been working perfectly. Look- sometimes it does not like the way a question is worded. Could you PLEASE try it just once more- with different wording?

"OK- one more shot." So he types in *Where is my mother's husband?* <return>

The screen reads *Your mother's husband died 10 years ago.*



*Your father just landed an 8 lb bass in Lake Chesdin*

Smart Ass Machine Anyway!!

Waaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaahhaaaaahaaaa

Back in the 60's I had an old fart come to the door while we had music going + a party on + he says "Goddamn,you kids think you invented fucking".

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Originally posted by NormanConquest:
Back in the 60's I had an old fart come to the door while we had music going + a party on + he says "Goddamn,you kids think you invented fucking".

the way I heard that, from an old fart was, Every generation thinks they invented fucking.


Grizz

True,so por que the next generation?