Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.
The church pastor said, �We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.
The couples agreed and came back at the end of the two weeks.
The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, �Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?�
The old man replied, �No problem at all, Pastor.�
�Congratulations! Welcome to the church.� said the pastor.
Then he asked the middle-aged couple, �Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?�
The man replied, �The first week was not to bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we made it.�
�Congratulations! Welcome to the church.� said the pastor.
Then he asked the newlywed couple, �Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?�
�No pastor, we were not able to able to go without sex for the two weeks.� the young man replied sadly.
�What happened?� inquired the Pastor.
�My wife was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I so was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there.�
"You understand of course, this means you will not be welcomed in our church.� stated the Pastor.
�We know.� said the young man, �We�re not welcomed at the Home Depot anymore either.�