I had to look up those towns and they DO exist and the map is correct!

As you pointed out, the town that will likely draw the most attention is actually in Austria. So here goes the conversation: "Hi, where are you from?" "I'm from Fucking, Austria." "I figured that from your brazen statement, but where are you from in Austria?" Vashper: You might have finally cut through the language barrier this time!

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Just about the time I am convinced you are absolutely full of $hit, you hit another homerun. Well done.

I am going to drop this new geographical knowledge in front of a mixed group at our next party. I hope, just before they lynch me, that I can convince them I didn't make this stuff up.

Kensco: Print out a copy of the map for evidence. On second thought, print out leaflets of the map and distribute them to everyone at your next party. You will likely be the hit of the evening! No, wait! Invite Vashper!

Good One!!

More on the town with the interesting name

http://www.banderasnews.com/06...-fucking-austria.htm

Grizz

So where is Schplitting on this route? A short way after Wedding, I'm sure!

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Originally posted by Use Enough Gun:
: No, wait! Invite Vashper!

This is inviting for lynch, not for lunch.

Ah, come on Vash, everyone loves you! You'd be the hit of the gathering. You could hand out the maps! (And the vodka to keep people from experiencing objective reality!)

Yeah, I was thinking to change my nick to "Use Enough Vodka".
Actually here on this resource a lot of witty people are. Maybe I already wrote about this: I think that having a hunting passions is a marker of genetic usefulness, and hence, in particular, the presence of sense of humor. And this is no joke.
The second point: it is customary here to react on jokes. This is not always the case, more's the pity. The reaction of the readers inspires the writer on new developments.

Well written and well said Vashper. I do like the handle: Use Enough Vodka! Damn, that WAS funny!

It's taken me three months to build-up my nerve, but come Saturday I'm dropping this bomb on a mixed group at our annual Christmas party. I can picture two of the women walking out before I get to the punch line, and my wife may kill me, but that's a risk I'll have to take. I've got the maps printed.

If you don't hear from me again, it's been real.

Oh Man good grief I'm not sure how I missed this one the first or second time around but wow glad I opened it this time.
Thank you Vashper for the belly laugh I was needing!

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Originally posted by Thomas "Ty" Beaham:

Thank you Vashper for the belly laugh I was needing!

Is it worth the tragic fate of our friend Kensco?

Actually, I am quite concerned that if he doesn't play his cards, or rather, his maps right, he may indeed be sent packing to Fucking Austria.


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I looked again at the map and thought, how unfair the world is. Fucking - Austria, but Kissing and Wedding - Germany! And it is always so in real life.

I hope to visit this new year's holiday very close to those places, and if God willing, we will go to this village. Maybe there'll meet Kensco .

This is overkill for me

Well, it didn't work out.

I had to hold my fire. One of the ladies showed-up with her 90-year-old mother, and another lady showed-up with her 10-year old daughter. My wife would have killed me if I had dropped the F-bomb on that crowd.

Damn my luck!