(Any semblance of me in this joke is purely coincidental)
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An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing .

He asked the trainer that was nearby, ”What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I’d try the ATM in the lobby."

Cheek yes,but at least a truthful reply.