A woman went to her doctor for advice.

She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked.

'Actually, yes, I do.'

'Does it hurt you?' he asked.

'No. I rather like it.'

'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.'

She was mystified. 'What? I can get pregnant from anal sex?'

'Of course,' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think liberals come from?

I'll be ok, just as soon as I get the gaterade out of my lung.

That's HILARIOUS!!!

Reminds me of years ago on post when the post commanders daughter came down with a case of the clap.Her response to the doctor was,I must have got it from those dirty Marines in the swimming pool.To which the doc replied,yeah maybe but you picked a helluva place to do your fxxxing.