Teach a man to fish and he will be like " Cool, Thanks"

Teach a woman to fish and she will be like " You are doing it wrong!"

Ain't that the truth.

My wife used to accompany me on fishing trips. She would read the paper until I got a bite and then make a few casts. She drug the bait through the water like a motor boat -- no action whatsoever. And, she almost always caught the biggest fish. I never understood it.

Lavaca,reminds me of a guy I used to work with. When we would go deer hunting Jack would sit in his blind with a six pack + drink + smoke,belching + farting,periodically pissing over the railing. Always got the 1st deer. All I could think of was that the deer were thinking,"This guy can't be hunting."

Don't want to gross you out but when I was working as a lookout in the deep woods of Oregon, I often used to piss over the edge of the rail rather than climbing down a 105-foot ladder, then walking 100 yards along a precipice to the out-house and then have to come back, especially at night during electrical storms.

Anyway, the deer were greatly attracted by the salt in my urine. and there were often half a dozen or so down there in the mornings and evenings licking the spot it had puddled then dried.

I'm not grossed out, but I don't want to hear about diarrhea......

None of us do Gato.But I have found on other hunts that the deer will come up + lick the blood of the others that you have just shot.