A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a

restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.





Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

~ Tourist: $8.00

~ Broiled Missionary: $10.00

~ Fried Explorer: $12.50

~ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00




The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,



"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"




The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

And there ain't much left.

I did hear about the cannibal who passed his mother in law in the jungle.