> Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you
> have forgiven your enemies?"
>
> 80% held up their hands.
>
> The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time,
> except one small elderly lady.
>
> Mrs. Jones?"; "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
>
> "I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
>
> "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
>
> "Ninety-eight." she replied.
>
> "Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how
> a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the
> world?"
>
> The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
> congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."