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The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went:

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.

I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and a mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.


Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

When he came in the door and saw me he said,

"What's for dinner, Zorro?"


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OMG!! That's too funny!! lol


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And I'll bet that dinner was a self made bologna + cheese sandwich eaten in the garage.
 
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Originally posted by Norman Conquest:
And I'll bet that dinner was a self made bologna + cheese sandwich eaten in the garage.


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Even my wife thought this one was hysterical!


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been there, done that---blogona and cheese in the garage.
 
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Originally posted by lee440:
Even my wife thought this one was hysterical!


mine too!! tu2 tu2
 
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