its our 25th and I asked the wife if she would like anything special, and this is how the discussion went
"can you think of anything you would like for me to buy you for our anniversary? 25 years is kinda special"
"not really" she replied
"What about a diamond ring?"
"no" she responds
"What about a new Mercedes?"
She rejects this offer with a "no thanks"
" what about a vacation home in the Keys?"
"no" was again the answer
"well, what would you like for our anniversary?
"I would like a divorce"
"well, as much as I love you, I wasn't planning on spending that kind of money"

Yep! Helps to laugh about it.