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On the first day of school, the children >>brought gifts for their teacher. >> >>The florist's son brought the teacher a >>bouquet of flowers. >> >>The candy-store owner's daughter gave the >>teacher a pretty box of candy. >> >>Little Johnny's father owned a liquor-store so >>Johnny brought up a big, heavy box. >>The teacher lifted it up and noticed that >>it was leaking a little bit. >>She touched a drop of the liquid with her >>finger and tasted it. >>"Is it wine?" she guessed. >>"No," Johnny replied. >>She tasted another drop and asked, >>"Champagne?. >>"No," said Johnny....."It's a puppy!" >> >> "I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. I would remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue." Barry M Goldwater. | ||
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That's HILARIOUS!  Bobby Μολὼν λαβέ The most important thing in life is not what we do but how and why we do it. - Nana Mouskouri | |||
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Ah, the universal "Puppy=in=the-box" joke. Has been around as long as kids giving presents to adults, has many guises but is always enjoyable. Thanks. Shooting is FUN, winning is MORE fun but shooting IS fun. | |||
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