Don't read this in front of your wife + kids. A truck driver was taking a load of supplies to a logging camp in the Canadian N.W. When he gets there they tell him that they can't unload him until the morning but while he waits,drinks are on the house,etc.He tells the foreman,I really appreciate all the drinks + dinner but I've been on the road for ages + what I really need now is a woman.The foreman says,Well you're out of luck,there are NO women in this camp,but for $40.00 you can have Wong the chinaman.The trucker says,Hell no,I don't go for that shit. A few whiskeys later he asks the foreman again if ANY women were around,Nope.His reply as before,Hell no.I don't go for that shit.Several hours + drinks go by + he finally says,aw to hell with it,no one will ever know;wheres Wong the Chinaman.I'll give him $40.00.The foreman says, Whoa,whoa,Wong does'nt get the money,$20.00 for me + $20.00 for my buddy. We hold old Wong down;see Wong,he does'nt go for that shit either.
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