Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.



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Man who run in front of car get tired.



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Man who run behind car get exhausted.



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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.



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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.



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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.



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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.



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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.



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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.



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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.



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Never raise your fists to anyone...it leaves your groin exposed!

I'm surprised that you didn't quote any remarks by the famous Chinese novelist, One Hung Low. ( He wrote a famous murder mystery. "The Case of the Ruptured Chinaman")

man who have hole in pocket, feel cocky all day

and

a new book...the constipated chinaman, by hung chow

Woman who fly upside down, fly crack up.

EA

Man who lay woman on ground have peice on earth.