An accountant was sent to jail for the first time for embezzling money from the business he worked for. He was a shy, frail man, and very frightened.

Unfortunately, the only cell available housed a giant of a black man. He stood six foot four and weighed nearly 300 pounds.
When the cell door closed, he got down from his bunk and looked the accountant squarely in the eyes: “When you is in jail, you gots to make a choice. Is you gonna be the mama or da poppa?

The accountant looked away momentarily to think and then makes eye contact with the black man again. He says proudly “I’m going to be the poppa!”

The black man looks at him sternly and replies: “Ok, then git down on your hands and knees and suck your momma’s dick!”