President Obama approached his helicopter on the White House lawn with a piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said, "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied, "These are not ordinary pigs. They are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary Clintong and one for Nancy Pelosi."

The Marine again snapped to attention and said,
"Excellent trade, sir."