Obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem,
he has a fatal heart attack.

The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1
million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100".

The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell
him they still want Obama flown home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get
him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious
country and you would only spend $100?".

One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried
here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply can't take that
risk".