HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
1. Take off clothes and place in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at feminine physique in the mirror � make mental note to do more sit-ups.
4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
5. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
6. Wash hair again to make sure it�s clean.
7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes to exfoliate.
9. Wash entire body with ginger nut java cake body wash.
10. Rinse conditioner from hair.
11. Shave armpits and legs.
12. Turn off shower.
13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
14. Get out of shower; Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
15. Check entire body over, tweeze hairs.
16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head
17. If you see husband on the way, cover up any exposed areas.

AND NOW
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
1. Take off clothes while sitting on edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom, if you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the �woo-woo� sound.
3. Look in the mirror, look at your wiener, turn sideways, and scratch your butt.
4. Get into shower.
5. Wash face.
6. Wash your armpits.
7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.
8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
10. Wash your butt, leaving coarse butt hairs stuck in the soap.
11. Shampoo hair � soap is OK.
12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
13. Pee.
14. Rinse off and get out of the shower.
15. Partially dry off. Notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out the whole time.
16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the �woo-woo� sound again.
19. Throw wet towel on bed.

You been looking through my window?

What`s your point ?

Peeing in the shower????? #$%@&* That's it. No more loofahs on the faucett handles. I'll hang them off the shower head; lets see him reach that.