(I found this on an Aussie website. I can't believe that Aussie guys have sunk this low!)


A guy gets into an elevator in a building. An absolutely gorgeous woman gets on with him. As the elevator moves upwards, the woman eyes the guy with a seductive look. Slowly she peels off her blouse -and then her bra.

She says to him in a low moaning voice:" "Make a woman of me".

The guy peels off his shirt and throws it on the floor and says: " Iron it!".

What's not to beleive? You mean you don't do that in the rest of the world? Admittedly, the Kiwis have trouble with it, as sheep cannot hold an iron.

Dave:

Somehow I get the idea that you are not connected with the Australia Tourist Board or with any effort to get New Zealanders to visit Australia. I also gather that feminists groups don't do so well in Australia. ( If I was a younger man I would be learning about Australian immigration requirements)