When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by
Oprah Winfrey. Oprah asked,' Mr. Burns, how do you carry
so much energy with you? You are always working and at your
age I think that is remarkable.'

Mr. Burns said, 'I just take good care of myself and
enjoy what I do when I do it.'

Oprah said, 'I understand you still do the sex thing,
even at your age.'

George said, 'Of course I still do the sex thing, and I
am quite good at it.'

Oprah said, 'I have never been with an older man, would
you do it with me?'

So they had sex and when they finished Oprah said, 'I
just don't believe I have ever been so satisfied, you
are a remarkable man.'

George said, 'The second time is even better than the
first time

Oprah said, 'You can really do it again at your
age?'

George said, 'Just let me sleep for 1/2 hour. You hold
my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right
hand and wake me up in thirty minutes.'

When she woke him up, they again had great sex, and Oprah
was beside herself with joy. She said, 'Oh Mr. Burns, I
am astounded that you could do a repeat performance and have
it be better than the first time...At your age, Oh My, Oh
My!!!'

George told her that the third time would be even better.
'You just hold my testicles in your left hand and my
penis in your right hand and call me in thirty minutes.'

Oprah said 'Does me holding you like that kind of
recharge your batteries?'

George said, 'No, but the last time I had sex with a
black woman she stole my wallet!'

Now that is funny!!!