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15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping - with your Oldsmobile. --------- 14 - Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a safe distance as you blew out your birthday candles. ------ 13 - Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday. ------ 12 - Boris Yeltsin called personally to ask you to slow down on the Stoli. ------ 11 - For some reason, there's salt on the rim of your basketball goal. ------ 10 - Your name is Otis and Sheriff Andy has brought you some of Aunt Bea's pancakes. ------ 9 - For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could've bought the automobile. ------ 8 - You're now the proud inventor of the "Slim Jim": Ultra Slim-Fast shakes made with Jim Beam. ------ 7 - Answering machine full of warnings from Coach Switzer. ------ 6 - Absolut wants to run an ad featuring a picture of your liver in the shape of a bottle. ------ 5 - Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's Vomit Man!" ------ 4 - The doorman asks for your I.D. just to see how long it'll take you to find your pants. ------ 3 - Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal cavity into a pan of frying onions. ------ 2 - Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned the goat. ------ 1 - You're now sober enough to realize "Drink Canada Dry" is a slogan and not a personal challenge. | ||
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