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A manager at walmart was interviewing 4 candidates in a group interview. He asked the 4 candidates "What the fastest thing you know of?"

The first man said "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head!"

The second man said "Hmm... let me THINK." after a couple of minutes to prove that a thought is not the fastest, he said "A blink! Blinks happen instantly!"

The third man wanting to show that his answer was the most intelligent said "Light.. Light travels at 299,792 kilometers per second."

The manager was highly impressed with the 3rd candidates answer!

Bubba, the 4th candidate laughed and said "DIARRHEA!! You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had done shit in my pants.”

Bubba is now a greeter at a Walmart!
 
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