Back when I was younger, I could tear off my diaper or take off my underwear and run around naked. People thought it was funny and would laugh. I'll cut through the chase. I need bail money!

In the 70's Georgetown ,Tx. still had a volunteer fire dept.Curtis Anderson was the chief + also quite a beer drinker.The F.D. loved to respond to fires (w/ a full ice chest) .Put out the fire then sit around + drink beer.Well the city put up with this until he got a bunch of naked co- eds (this was during the 'streaking' phase)from S.U. to ride on the firetruck while he drove through town with the sirens + lights going like billy O.He got fired for that one.