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A polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? -Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No I mean what is the foundation of this case? -It made of concrete I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge? -No we have carport, and not need one. I mean, what are your relations like? -All my relations are still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? -We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? -No I am always up before her. Why do you want this divorce? -She going to kill me. What makes you think that? -I got proof? What kind of proof? -She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover." "Science only goes so far then God takes over." | ||
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