A widow in a retirement home placed an ad in the home’s newspaper.
“Wanted: A man to be my husband. He must meet 3 requirements.

1. Must be good with his hands to fix things around my 2-bedroom apartment. Must be good with his arms to lift things for me.

2. Must be good with his legs to go on long walks with me and to help me carry things to my car outside.

3. Must be sexually active under the sheets to please me.

The man rang in the next apartment to the widow rang the door bell.

When she came to the door, it was obvious the man had NO arms and NO legs and was in a wheelchair.

The widow said, “Why did you answer my ad if there is no way you could satisfy #1 and #2? How can you EVER satisfy requirement #3?”

The man answered, “I rang your doorbell didn’t I?”

And as the old tale says,then he licked his eyebrows.