Nelsonted:

You can't be from Kentucky, home of Daniel Boone. Daniel Boone never told jokes like you.(I read your jokes just to check up on you) As a "good" Catholic I am shocked, shocked, do you hear, at your latest. I laughed and that's why you are a dangerous radical! (In Kentucky?) The worst thing is, that I pass on your jokes to others. I hope you're sorry. (BTW, please keep them coming. I want to know all I can about you dangerous people who make us laugh)