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The Pope is taking a long awaited trip to New York city and after his plane lands, he meets his driver in the Airport for his limo.

They get into the limo and the pope asks his driver to show him around the city for a while since his plane came in early and he has some time before he needs to be anywhere.

After a few miles of the driver showing him around, the pope is feeling pretty comfortable with the city and asks the driver to pull over and let him drive for a while, because the pope doesn't get to drive much and wants to experience the city some.

Well, the pope starts off pretty well, but after a while he misses a stopsign and cruises through an intersection in front of an NY police cruiser, who promptly pulls the limo over.

The officer gets out and walks up to the driver's window and the pope rolls the window down for him.

"Ah, excuse me just a minute." the officer says and immediately walks back to his car and radios his Sgt. at the station.

"Sarg. We have a problem here. I've just pulled over a limo for running a stopsign and I don't know what to do."

"What do you mean, you don't know what to do? Write 'em up."

"Well sarg, it's not that simple. You see, this is a pretty important person. I just don't know."

"What do mean it's a VIP? Who did you pull over? The mayor or something?"

"Well, no sir. Not exactly, he's a lot more important than the mayor."

"Well who is it? Did you pull over the governor or a congressman?"

"No sir. I'm afraid it's not that simple."

"Well who do you have man? What's going on? Is it the president or something?"

"Sir, to be honest with you, I'm not exactly sure who I just pulled over, but he has The Pope for his chauffeur."


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Cleachdadh mi fo m' féileadh dé tha an m' osan.
 
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