( This is another example of terrible jokes that no decent man should laugh at. Just because I did makes no difference!)

A soldier manages to send to his grandmother a live grenade.

He writes: " Granny, if you pull the ring, I can get a three day leave".

Dave:

I menat to reply earlier and only just got around to replying to your post. (Be assured, I didn't forget it!) Of course, you're right. My "ear" for a joke failed me on this one. We all laugh at a joke with a "shock" punch line. I laughed -and automatically assumed that the guys would laugh. I went too far. Let me buy you another and let's start over.

I didn't laugh but it was amusing! lol derf