The three religious scholars were discussing how the deal with their houses of worship.

The priest said the collection is used to support the church, and what is left over is given to charity.

The mullah said we have no collection, but whoever builds a mosque builds a store to support it.

The rabbi said he collects all the money, and is was given to God, he goes out in the yard, throws it all up, saying “God take what you wish!”

Anything falls down is mine.