The husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF
YOUR HOUSE."

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need
to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal,
you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner,
you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I
want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You
will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will
massage my feet and hands.

Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The f---ing funeral director would be my guess."