The Italian Virginity Test
Mario is planning to marry and asks his
family doctor how he could tell if
his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin.

His doctor says ... "Mario, all the Italian men I know
use three things for what we call
a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit ~~~
a small can of Red paint,
a small can of Blue paint, and a Shovel."

Mario asks ... "And what do I do with these things, doc?"

The doctor replies ... "Before you climb
into bed on your wedding night,
you paint one of your balls Red and the other ball Blue.

If she says ... 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen !',

..........you hit her with the Shovel.

10 on a 10 point scale!

Isn't there some type of certificate they get from the olive oil company ? EVOO ,just what does that mean ??

Reminds me of the Mexican honeymoon. The day they were married he produced the goods + told her that only he has such a marvelouse thing.The next day she asks her husband,why does Jorje next door hanging out his lAUNDRY naked have one like yours? Por Que? Thinking quickly he says, "Well I had 2 + I gave one to Jorge." The next night he gets home and she is in tears. He asked what the problem was + she sobbed "why did you have to give him the good one?"