Subject: Decisions


PROBLEM: Two videos are for sale. Which to buy?
The Titanic video or the Clinton videobook?
> > Titanic: $9.99 on Internet
> > Clinton: $9.99 on Internet
> > Titanic: Over 3 hours long
> > Clinton: Over 3 hours long
> > Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
> subsequent
> > catastrophe
> > Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
> subsequent
> > catastrophe
> > Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
> > Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist
> > Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
> > Clinton: Ditto for Bill
> > Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
> > Clinton: Ditto for Monica
> > Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
> > Clinton: Let's not go there
> > Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
> > Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts
> > Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
> > Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack
> > Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
> > Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either
> > Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
> > Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing

That's a good one MM! derf