It so happened that one camp leader had to wage a campaign group of Scouts beginners.
When they set up camp, it began to rain. Leader saw that the shoes the guys are not suitable for bad weather, put his boots at the entrance to the tent and said, "If anyone would be ...".
By morning the boots were full.

O.K. comrade. Heres one. ...Beautiful girl walks down sidewalk,sees KGB agent + asks "Hey Boris, is that gun in pocket or are you just glad to see me?"Loud report,beautiful girl falls to sidewalk. It was gun.

I worry about you two...