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Gorillas And Men

A married couple at the zoo walk past the gorilla enclosure.

Says the woman, 'Mark, do you know gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior? Look, since no one's around and looking, I'll expose one of my breasts to it and see how horny it gets just as men do.'

Mary then exposes one of her breasts and, sure enough, the gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the enclosure and shakes them as if
it wanted to break out.

'See...' says the woman, 'That's why you react the way you do. Men just can't control their animal instincts - just like gorillas!

Says Mark, 'Okay, now expose both breasts and let's see what happens...'

The woman exposes both her breasts to the gorilla and it gets very excited and desperately tries to break out of the enclosure.

'That's incredible!' says Mark. 'Now, pull down your jeans, turn around and expose your butt and let's see what happens...'

The woman pulls down her jeans, turns around with her butt to the gorilla, which by now is extremely aroused. It breaks out of the
enclosure, grabs the woman and starts yanking off her clothes...!

The woman yells, 'Mark, what should I do now? HELP...!

Mark replies, 'Now, tell him you have a headache. Let's see if gorillas and men are really the same!
 
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