A man walks into the welfare office and tells the clerk, "You know, I'm getting tired of this welfare thing. I hate the image, and I don't want to be a drain on the public resources. It's time I found a real job." The clerk looks at him and replies, "Sir, we have just the thing for you. We have an opening for someone to be chauffeur and companion to rich young heiress. You drive her to shopping and lunch and Pilate's classes, and satisfy all her sexual urges. You have the use of a stretch limo, and a two bedroom apartment over the garage. The salary is $300,000 a year plus expenses." The man stares at the clerk for a moment and then says, "You're bullshitting me!" The clerk replies sarcastically, "Well, you started it!"