An old couple were at the doctor's office getting their annual physicals. After the doctor had examined the hard of hearing old man, he said to him in a loud voice, "I WILL NEED A URINE SPECIMEN, A STOOL SAMPLE, AND A SPERM DEPOSIT".

The old man turned to his wife. "WHAT DID HE SAY?"

The wife yelled back to her husband of sixty years, "HE NEEDS YOUR UNDERWEAR!"