A father walks into a book store with his young son. The boy is holding
> a
>
> quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The
> father
>
> realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking,
> shouting for
>
> help.
>
> A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue
> business suit
>
> is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of
> coffee.
>
> At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down,
> neatly
>
> folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat
> and
>
> makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.
>
> Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of
> the
>
> boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and
> then ever so
>
> firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up
> the
>
> quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
>
> Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father
> and
>
> walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
>
> As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
> father
>
> rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never
> seen
>
> anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a
> doctor?"
>
> "No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney."
>
>

First time I read this she was an IRS agent! derf

Ouch ...