A woman calls her lawyer and asks...

"With all the lawsuits going on, I want to get in on some of that
action.
I hear people are suing cigarette companies because they got cancer
and
others are suing McDonalds because they got fat."

Lawyer: "And which one of those categories do you fit under?"

Woman: "Neither. I just want to know if I can sue Smirnoff Ice for all
the ugly men I've slept with?"